3rd Donation: Extreem Fanon Reimu

[nekomikoreimu]

*Reimu has gotten back her Miko outfit, and put it on right away. As soon as she did, she ran outside and checked the Donation box. When she found it was empty, she threw it to the ground.*

Still no money... I guess I have to step it up a notch.

*Reimu grabs a mini donation box and takes off down the street. If she meets someone, she will do one of 2 Things. If your a human, she will try and either con, or force you to give her money. She will also be showing you her armpits and wanting you to comment on them. If you are Youkai, demon, or non human, Reimu will get extremely irritated and attack you on site, thinking you are behind some unknown incident.*

Comments

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

Getting revenge for every time you stole one of my kills and putting you in my debt at the same time!

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

I...but...I didn't do anything!

How could I have done something I've been in my room all day!

[Yuuka looks like she's near tears.]

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

I never stole any of your kills! You steal the credit for the incidents I solve!

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

Cirno!! What are you doing!?

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

Your crocodile tears will never fool me Yuuka!

*Have a rock flying at you*

[frogsicles.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean it! I didn't even know I could freeze things again!

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

And why should I believe a Youkai?

[frogsicles.livejournal.com]

'Cuz I'm telling the truth! Duh!

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

[Yuuka simply yelps and ducks, covering her head with her arms.]

Wh-why are you doing this??

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

All Youkai are liars, and want nothing but to kill us humans!

[frogsicles.livejournal.com]

I don't wanna kill humans! I just wanna play pranks on 'em!

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

It is my job to exterminate Youkai!

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

B-b-but, I didn't do anything! I promise!!

[She's still crouched on the ground, protecting her head with her arms.]

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

Because I solved them, not you!

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

Well... maybe if you pay me, I could lessen your punishment

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

That still bothers humans, and it is my job to stop you Youkai from bothering humans

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

Like Hell you did!! You just followed me!

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

[Yuuka has now curled up as tightly as she possibly can, and has begun to cry.]

Th-there's money in m-my...uh...p-purse thing...

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

You needed my firepower to do it so I solved them.

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

*Reimu raids the purse and takes almost all the money.*

Use the rest to make me a good dinner. Now I better not spot you doing anything suspicious.

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

No, You just decided you follow me because you were bored. Besides, I was the brains in any partnerships we had. You just liked shooting things.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

I was always faster so you were the one following me!

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

I-I won't...I p-promise I won't...

[She simply slumps to the floor in a fetal position, crying her poor little heart out. Can anyone ever forgive her?]

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

Oh that is bull...

I am the shrine maiden, you are just a very sexy witch that hangs around me! I am the one that solves the incidents and save Gensokyo, not you.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

You're just mad that I do more than you.