3rd Donation: Extreem Fanon Reimu

[nekomikoreimu]

*Reimu has gotten back her Miko outfit, and put it on right away. As soon as she did, she ran outside and checked the Donation box. When she found it was empty, she threw it to the ground.*

Still no money... I guess I have to step it up a notch.

*Reimu grabs a mini donation box and takes off down the street. If she meets someone, she will do one of 2 Things. If your a human, she will try and either con, or force you to give her money. She will also be showing you her armpits and wanting you to comment on them. If you are Youkai, demon, or non human, Reimu will get extremely irritated and attack you on site, thinking you are behind some unknown incident.*

Comments

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

[Not!Daughter can run into super-nice Not!Mom as well.]

What are you up to, sweetie?

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

You! Why are behind this incident! Give up or I must beat you up!

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

[Yuuka looks genuinely surprised.]

Wh-what? What incident? I haven't done anything, I promise!

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

I can never trust a Youkai!

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

I...but...I didn't do anything!

How could I have done something I've been in my room all day!

[Yuuka looks like she's near tears.]

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

Your crocodile tears will never fool me Yuuka!

*Have a rock flying at you*

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

[Yuuka simply yelps and ducks, covering her head with her arms.]

Wh-why are you doing this??

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

It is my job to exterminate Youkai!

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

B-b-but, I didn't do anything! I promise!!

[She's still crouched on the ground, protecting her head with her arms.]

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

Well... maybe if you pay me, I could lessen your punishment

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

[Yuuka has now curled up as tightly as she possibly can, and has begun to cry.]

Th-there's money in m-my...uh...p-purse thing...

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

*Reimu raids the purse and takes almost all the money.*

Use the rest to make me a good dinner. Now I better not spot you doing anything suspicious.

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

I-I won't...I p-promise I won't...

[She simply slumps to the floor in a fetal position, crying her poor little heart out. Can anyone ever forgive her?]

I hate you so much man.

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

*Reimu takes the money and walks away. When everything goes back to normal, Reimu will apologize for this.*

S-so moe Yuuka

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

[And Yuuka's just going to lay there and cry for a little while. Reimu is so mean.]